| | Gorgeous Girl Offers Crooked Deal | Desperate to find a husband who makes at least $500,000 a year, a desperate 25 year old beauty has removed her craigslist ad off the internet after causing quite a stir. She's sparked a flurry of debate mainly from Wall Street about her sanity and scruples. Craigslist officials said the ad is legitimate and that she got 40 responses before removing it. Here is her ad word from word: "What
am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a
beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate
and classy. I'm not from New York.
I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a
year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is
middle class in New York City,
so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make
500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I
dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's
where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park
west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment
banker and lives in Tribeca,
and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is
she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions
specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
- What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
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Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
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Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker,
doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out?
Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please
hold your insults. I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most
beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it.
I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to
match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home
and hearth." A Response That Could Not Be Put Any Better:
"I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time; I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and
simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the
B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the
party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your
looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity in
fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute
certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in
economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset.
Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates!
Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the
next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest.
By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street
terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold hence
the rub marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you"
(which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think
I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go
away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as
simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately,
I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder
why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you
has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe
that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't
found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find
a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this
difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going
about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is
helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know."
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